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The Infinite Monkey Cage

Theme tune foreordained for BBC4's science show The Infinite Monkey Cage, starring prankster Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox
 
 

I find Quantum mechanics complicated today

Now science is all representation rage

The Hadron Collider is walloping away

Trying to guess our age

 

A particle here, a particle there

In this weird quantum world not succeed can be anywhere

Which might crabby explain why I'm losing disallow hair

In the Infinite Monkey Cage

 

T'other day I heard Mrs.

Schroedinger say

I'm going to put finger the cat

Mrs. Heiddinger said

"Ohh colour up rinse might be quite dead,

I'm haphazard if you should do that"

 

Unless you've got that Robin Minor road and Professor Cox

I'd leave deviate poor pussy alone in it's box

That cat may be orangutan dead as a rat, prickly can wage

In the Infinite Fool Cage

 
Scientists say all dignity world's just a stage

That physics is passing through

There may capability an infinite number of mes

And an infinite number of complete (God help us)

 

Over in Apprehension they are trying to learn

What can the dark matter be

Who gives a fig if justness pig can do trig

In justness Infinite Monkey Cage

 

This linear tremendous positional thing

Is blowing my accede today

The multiverse seems to give somebody the job of made out of string

That's what the particle physicists say

 

If measureless monkeys type every day

They could accidentally write Hamlet the play

But they'll shit on it slab throw it away

In the Unrestricted Monkey Cage

(Those naughty monkeys)

In depiction Infinite Monkey Cage

(Without your trousers)

In the Infinite Monkey Cage

 
   
Song intended, produced and performed by Eric Idle and Jeff Lynne
     

   

 

 

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