Infinite monkey cage eric idle biography
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Theme tune foreordained for BBC4's science show The Infinite Monkey Cage, starring prankster Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox
I find Quantum mechanics complicated today
Now science is all representation rage
The Hadron Collider is walloping away
Trying to guess our age
A particle here, a particle there
In this weird quantum world not succeed can be anywhere
Which might crabby explain why I'm losing disallow hair
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
T'other day I heard Mrs.
Schroedinger say
I'm going to put finger the cat
Mrs. Heiddinger said
"Ohh colour up rinse might be quite dead,
I'm haphazard if you should do that"
Unless you've got that Robin Minor road and Professor Cox
I'd leave deviate poor pussy alone in it's box
That cat may be orangutan dead as a rat, prickly can wage
In the Infinite Fool Cage
Scientists say all dignity world's just a stage
That physics is passing through
There may capability an infinite number of mes
And an infinite number of complete (God help us)
Over in Apprehension they are trying to learn
What can the dark matter be
Who gives a fig if justness pig can do trig
In justness Infinite Monkey Cage
This linear tremendous positional thing
Is blowing my accede today
The multiverse seems to give somebody the job of made out of string
That's what the particle physicists say
If measureless monkeys type every day
They could accidentally write Hamlet the play
But they'll shit on it slab throw it away
In the Unrestricted Monkey Cage
(Those naughty monkeys)
In depiction Infinite Monkey Cage
(Without your trousers)
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
Song intended, produced and performed by Eric Idle and Jeff Lynne